Four!
So, today I'm going to an International golf tournament with Brian. Now, I know what you're thinking and yes, I was thinking the same thing...What am I going to wear!?!
This is a very difficult decision, especially considering that most of my clothes are in garbage bags, awaiting their new home (we move tomorrow). So, in planning what I would wear, I first thought I need to look nice but sporty, cute but sophisticated. Like a combination of Sporty, Posh, and Baby Spice. You with me? So, naturally, my first choice was my tennis skirt and a matching tank top, but then I thought, "Idiot! You don't want people to think you don't know the difference between tennis and golf apparel!" So, I scratched that. My next thought was khaki skirt, good, good, now I'm getting somewhere! And what do I wear with it? Well, I was thinking about my sleeveless, black, button-up collar shirt, but does that look like I'm trying too hard? Wouldn't I feel stupid if I got there and everyone was in jeans and T-shirts. I knew I should have been paying attention to those stupid golf tournaments on TV. TV!?! That's right, I could end up being on TV at this golf tournament. At least, I think it's something that gets broadcasted. Either way, better take that into consideration. Maybe my light green striped, sleeveless, button-up, collar shirt. A subtle difference, I know, but perhaps just the right amount of difference to keep me from looking like a fool!
Okay, until further notice, I'm wearing the khaki skirt and green-striped shirt, but that brings me to an even larger dilemma...shoes! Now, those of you who know me (and I think that includes all of you), know that I have a lovely selection of slides that would look fine with my ensemble. But, Hello! We're going to be walking on a golf course, and most of my slides have heels that will sink in the grass, making me look like a complete idiot! But, I can't wear flip flops, that would throw me too far to the Sporty Spice side.
Anyway, I'll have to mull this over a while longer. I'm open to suggestion...
posted by Naomi @ 7:57 AM
6 Comments:
I mean this in the most helpful and constructive way - I'm really not being a brat - I do believe it is "Fore!" not "Four!"
I don't know what to advise you on the shoes - it is a tough call. If you had some nice white keds, it would be cute.
Hmm, you're probably right, I don't know what four or fore is supposed to mean, although I plan to shout it out all afternoon, at least until I'm asked to leave :)
I don't have any keds - sonofa!
I think it would be very nice if your wore conselation shoes
I think your moccasins would be absolutely fabulous! I was going to correct you on the "four" and "fore" but Alison beat me to it.
Don't keep us in suspense, did you wear the moccasins, and, if not, what shoes did you wear???
Ann
I just read all this dribble and all I can say is "GET A LIFE!!" If you spend half as much time on your thesis as on the garments you plan to wear to a golf game you'd be done by now! I thnk you should wear the tartan knickers with the fuzzy ball on top of a barret.
As far as yelling at the match I vote for Heeeeyyyy putter, putter, putter, PUUUTTT!
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