A Kid at Heart and When Drinking

So, yesterday our old urban tribe (Sunday Night Porn Club) went out to dinner at Pasquinis. We ordered a bottle of wine to share. The server came back a minute later. He looked right at me and said I need to check your ID. Alison and Tim started getting their's out, but the server didn't even look at them. "Just mine?" I asked. "Yup!" he replied. It was hilarious! Brian is 2 years younger than me and Alison gets mistaken as her 13 year old sister's twin, but apparently I was the only one who looked like Icould be under 21.

Anyway, when the server came back with the wine, he felt bad that he had singled me out so he let me taste the wine. Of course, I then had to take my gum out of my mouth and hold it on my finger while everyone watched and Alison laughed hysterically.

Earlier last week, a freshman skate boarder hit on me and then a Starbucks Barista who looked about 17. Sup wid dat? Perhaps I need to transition my wardrobe to a more mature look or cut out my hella hip vernacular or stop putting my gum behind my ear when I'm drinking wine...