The Do's and Don'ts of the Bachelorette Party!
Do talk all of your friends into dressing like pirate hookers...
Don't wear a penis headband with a veil...
Don't wear a candy necklace and sash with a veil...
Do sing at the top of your lungs while dancing, dressed as a pirate hooker....
Please future brides, take these words of advice: Never would you accessorize with a phallus or phalluses. And, marriage or the anticipation of it doesn't justify doing it now. But, what it does justify is dressing like a pirate hooker, especially when your birthday and International Talk Like a Pirate Day was the day before!
posted by Naomi @ 7:25 PM
8 Comments:
But, Naomi, don't you think you should have a few phalluses (phalli?) around for your last night of romance? You know, your last night EVER!!!! I don't know about your recommendations... They might not be sound.
Ahh excellent pirate hooker outfits... and do I recognize a certain pirate scarf from our past? Also I feel that those are in general some pretty good rules to live by, and how many bachelorettes did you have to compete with that night? Cripes!
Your father says he's too frightened to comment on this one. I had to point out the penis headband in the photo to him and assure him it wasn't yours ......or so you say.
Did any of you get any pirate booty?
I'm speechless on this one...I am simply without speech. Naomi and Christine singing...various (and I have to agree with Alison here) phalli? Who ARE you people? Even Naomi's mom is saying "penis headband" in a sentence. I'm not sure I can play here anymore.
Naomi...I'm not sure I "know you!"
Cripes the language here is appalling! :)
Never let it be said that a Weidner-Marshall woman doesn't say it like it is. Am I proud of my daughters? Ya sure you betcha, from their Swiss Mennonite/Irish Catholic roots and Yooper birth to the incredibly wonderful individuals they've become.
Yes Jeff I'm bragging about my kids again, feel free to quit reading this blog and go back to work.
ouch. Ok, Jeff and Lois need to hug this out!
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